I am a mid20's mother who loves Mass Effect, Dragon Age, Doctor Who, Torchwood, and various other nerdtastic things. and knitting.
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
Aethyta: So... yeah. My dad was a krogan.
Liara: Yes. I'm aware of that.
Aethyta: So. That makes you a quarter krogan.
Liara: That's... not how it works.
Aethyta: I'm a thousand years old. I've had kids with hanar. Don't tell me how asari reproduction works.
Liara: Wait... I have a half-sister who is part hanar?
Aethyta: I thought that wasn't how it worked. [...] All I'm saying is that if you feel the urge to headbutt something? It's genetic.
Liara: I have never wanted to headbutt anything.
Aethyta: Really? Not even a little bit? Come on.
Liara: I do not headbutt people!
Aethyta: Alright, fine. Don't go all blood rage on me.
This is an Agent Phil Coulson appreciation post.
I just…
All these feels….
Avengers means Bros, and Bros means nobody gets left behind.
Or butt-nekkid.
“Wrist-Gun-Stingy-Things”
Accurate.
I want Nano-Pants!
honestly, just wear some freaking spandex bike shorts under your clothes…..sheesh
(Source: linapotter)
(Source: snailgeek)
I absolutely adore how offended Thor looks in the first one: “you dare hit Thor with so puny a headbutt?! I’ll show you a real headbutt. BAM!”
It cracks me up. So much.
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“i shall crush your helmet like a beer can on a frat boys forehead.” since you know, they drink like frat boys up there. party hard, bitches.
(Source: the-starkster)
I absolutely adore how offended Thor looks in the first one: “you dare hit Thor with so puny a headbutt?! I’ll show you a real headbutt. BAM!”
It cracks me up. So much.
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(Source: the-starkster)
#BUT I ENJOY THE PATRIOTIC ONE AND THE METAL MAN WHEN THEY MAKE JEST #LET US ALL MAKE JEST #AND FEAST
#WHO IS THIS PHIL ANTHROPIST OF WHOM YOU SPEAK #YOU DECLARED YOUR NAME TONY STARK #NOW I AM MOST CONFUSED #AM I TO SUCCUMB TO MORE OF YOUR LIES, MAN OF IRON #I ALREADY HAVE ENOUGH TROUBLE WITH LIES #HAVE YOU MET MY BROTHER #ARE YOU MAKING A MOCKERY OF MY LIFE’S PERIL #BUT I SHALL LAUGH #BECAUSE THAT HIDES THE INTENSE RAGE I AM FEELING #MJOLNIR AND YOUR PRETTY FACE WILL HAVE WORDS #WORDS OF PAIN
(Source: quellary)
LOOK. LOOK HOW ADORABLE IT IS.
it’s cute in photographs, but if i saw one near me, i’d probably try to kill it. i don’t like spiders in my house.